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brb drowning myself in the toilet

I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.

a customer once asked me to void his transaction and then got angry at me when I cancelled his order.

Most of the time, I think Social Darwinism is a nefarious and unethical practice. But, sometimes…

I’m dying on the inside. Also this is why I don’t work in retail or good service anymore.

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really hoping Wizards doesn’t kill Elspeth now

she’s the best planeswalker and I’ll be sad if she dies

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these idiot s fell right into my trap. the menu tonight is rich ppl soup

(via cheekyanthony)

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I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

(via frompawntoqueen)

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i went on their page and it’s literally fucking disgusting how much pride they take in not giving tips. when told that waiters and waitresses make less than minimum wage because they rely on tips, their response is to get a new job… well then who the fuck is going to serve you when you’re going to all of these restaurants you big fucking apes? jesus christ, its bad enough that they have these unnecessarily huge muscles that make them look like the ugliest fucking monkeys, but apparently they have no respect for the rest of society. 

im not a server, but this page literally makes me want to throw up. one time i heard this old lady tell her waiter that she wasn’t paying him a tip because she “works too”. fucking horse shit. fuck anyone who doesn’t tip their servers. it’s a hard & underpaid job as it is, and now they have to deal with these ugly monkey assholes. spit in their fucking food.

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